October 1, 2014 7:05 am

cpecod:

have you ever had the urge to spoil somebody and buy them everything they’ve ever wanted because they are just so wonderful and you love them a lot and they deserve all of the nice things??? then u realize u are broke and sad

(via zeph0r)

7:05 am
anarchacannibalism:

jackalsalad:

panopticomicon:

goodadvicegiver1337:

skelenabones:

spencersarcastic:

howellfornia:

spunkysmudger:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT




initially it seemed as scary as Through the Fire and Flames after the ending credits in GH3, but I quickly realised that was the most monstrous understatement ever.

but why aren’t we talking about release the penguins


and people say the later final fantasies don’t have good boss music

this is a good son g imo

I’m so glad this exists

This is not Fairie’s Aire and Death Waltz Synthesia, this is a piano rendition of U.N. Owen Was Her from the game Embodiment of Scarlet Devil. It’s boss battle music. Here is the fight.
Fairie’s Aire and Death Waltz Synthesia is designed to be completely impossible because half of the instructions in the performance are literally a joke. How the hell are you supposed to release the penguins in a performance??? Tune the Uke? seriously

Anyway, here is a group attempting to perform the piece as close as possible. It’s hilarious, incredible and it sounds fucking awful. (Skip to about 3:56 in if you wanna skip the intro.)

my god this is amazing

anarchacannibalism:

jackalsalad:

panopticomicon:

goodadvicegiver1337:

skelenabones:

spencersarcastic:

howellfornia:

spunkysmudger:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

initially it seemed as scary as Through the Fire and Flames after the ending credits in GH3, but I quickly realised that was the most monstrous understatement ever.

but why aren’t we talking about release the penguins

and people say the later final fantasies don’t have good boss music

this is a good son g imo

I’m so glad this exists

This is not Fairie’s Aire and Death Waltz Synthesia, this is a piano rendition of U.N. Owen Was Her from the game Embodiment of Scarlet Devil. It’s boss battle music. Here is the fight.

Fairie’s Aire and Death Waltz Synthesia is designed to be completely impossible because half of the instructions in the performance are literally a joke. How the hell are you supposed to release the penguins in a performance??? Tune the Uke? seriously

Anyway, here is a group attempting to perform the piece as close as possible. It’s hilarious, incredible and it sounds fucking awful. (Skip to about 3:56 in if you wanna skip the intro.)

my god this is amazing

(Source: someone-inconspicuous)

7:01 am 6:57 am

flynn-shepard:

Mass Effect Portraits by brinx-ii

(Source: brinx-ii.deviantart.com, via wherewereyouwheniwasnew)

6:56 am

thegirlyoudontwanttomeet:

iseeavoice:

michichick:

“I’m a writer” I whisper as I look up war statistics

“I’m a writer” I whisper as I look up when the blender was invented

“I’m a writer” I whisper as I figure out how many times you can get shot without dying

“I’M A WRITER” I shout when someone uses my laptop and I left the page open to stab-wound references.

“I’M A WRITER!” I yell as I stare at a wall for hours instead of actually writing.

(Source: thespywhospies, via dorianpink)

6:55 am

the-goddamazon:

black-american-queen:

little-miss-fats:

source: robot-hugs

has anyone posted this yet? I love it! 

I learned a lot from this.

Y’all. READ THE WHOLE THING. START TO FUCKING FINISH.

It doesn’t go into detail about how Black sex workers are usually at higher risk for violence done against them, but the gist of the comic is very, very informative about sex work and HOW it works.

(via lovelykouga)

6:48 am
awwww-cute:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers

awwww-cute:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers

(via smaugy-adventures)

6:47 am

librarienne:

direcartographies:

fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.

Oh baby.  Keep talking dirty to me.

(via smaugy-adventures)

September 30, 2014 9:25 am 9:25 am

sebadasstian-stan:

deadpool being dadpool

(via sweetnothingetcetera)