May 2013
181 posts
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As promised: how Tom Hiddleston made my day.
bagginbooty:
OK HERE WE GO:
So this morning, I opened this birthday card thinking ooh dayum, look at dat hiddles, mother you have good taste in cards…
I opened the card, however, and lost all ability to talk.
It wasn’t from my Mum.
Turns out my mum wrote to him with this blank card and he wrote it for me!
I am so overwhelmed and grateful and oh my crumpets I cannot even…
Thank you,...
i-o-u-an-assbutt:
iamaproudsuperwholockian:
counting-to-one-hundred:
APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos”
REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS”
WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT
Are we?
yes we fucking are...
dionthesocialist:
Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
thearchangeltrickster:
thecorruptedquietone:
prongsmydeer:
Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.
#and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at all #in...
Batman is actually a Disney princess. Pass it on.
dark-forest-knight:
dirty-purple-suit:
“The LEAST you could do was find a decent picture … “
loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:
i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:
vangoghstars:
sparkafterdark:
glamour-parade:
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.
for the constellations of your skin to brush against the earth of mine i would swim the seas a thousand times (please...
unicornsandbondage:
liquiddittyfloats:
who else feels like the hannibal fandom came out of fucking nowhere
that’s the best way to catch potential prey unaware.
“Before you fuck up and call her anything less than her name, before you grab her...”
– - Rachel fucking Wiley (via queenofthewest)
ugly crying.
(via megadelicious)
Simply magical
oftheforest:
anagrammaton:
jackalsalad replied to your post: oftheforest said: DON’T FUCKING DO IT BLACK…
um excuse you kendra what the fuck is wrong with black lipstick
fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight
It looks hideous on 99% of people, that’s what’s wrong u shit
Listen to me, I’ve been there. I speak from experience.
There is one performance I wear black lipstick for...
“You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job...”
– When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials aren’t buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”)
thewrongkhristol:
i wouldn’t cancel a show where the fandom sympathizes with a cannibal.
No cake until you poop!: sitting in bed on... →
nocakenz:
sitting in bed on Saturday night eating ice cream from the tub in my underwear. Cos fuck you that’s why.
I realise most guys don’t get the whole period business. But you think they’d at least get that when their girlfriend txts them saying I’m upset/in an incredible amount of pain, that they…
Did the ice cream help? Do you have a hottie? Do you have enough Dr Who…....
“There’s no time for romance, we have shit to Avenge.”
– Scarlett Johansson,
on the lack of romantic subplot in The Avengers.
(via hisimages) 